Genshin Killer Deez Nuts

I started internship, I ended internship. I got job, I hate job. Job is the only job I hate, I want a job that blows or foot or hand or sex. Adulthood sucks. I thought being an adult means money every month and sex on demand. I didnt know I still have to work for both. Also where are the sex-deprived hot office ladies???? Why is it just a bunch of Facebook aunties that believes in every single conspiracy theories?????? I haven't been paid for 2 months and I am surviving solely on mihoyo hmv.

Anyway, happy September 11, fellow cockstrokers. That's America's favorite holiday, right? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. The year (le 2024) of now has been a huge coomerfest to decrease the Earth's population by a shitton. Are you familiar with GameShit InPack? Of course you do, the characters are all fuckable. Especially all. Are you familiar with its success? Non? Good. Genshit fucking sucks and yet people still play it. I'm not even joking. RNG item drop is one thing but RNG equipment stats? Now that's one low method of getting an artificial long playtime other than joining random coop in hopes of a female. "B-but muh AP system!!!1! Le Resin limited bcuz ur not supposed to play for long!!1!11!" Sugondese nutz, that shit sucks too.

Seeing this sucksex made other Chinaman game studios also want that Raiden Shogun banner revenues profit. In fact, that sucksex also made mihoyo realized that people will spend money on hot anime girls with 3D jiggle physics. Thus came a number of shitty ching chong ling long nip nong bing bong gacha games all somehow following a shitty format of le artifacts and rng stats and signature weapons and shite. Hell, it doesnt even have to be open world. As long as it's 3D, it's free real estate for mmd artists. It's like the military fps phenomenon like with CoD all over again, except with anime girls. It's a glorious era for coomers such as I but also a shitty era for le gacha gamers, such as I. Gacha gamer is such a horrible term holy shit.

Honkers Rail Star. There are sooooo many shitfuck of a cum I want to say about this """JPRG""". Especially Firefuck. But that's for another blogpost. One thing for sure, unfortunately, I have playeth this game and I enjoyed almost everything. Le characters, le lore, le music, le bosses. You name it. I unironically love JRPG, so I always suck Square Enix' cock like it's some kinda diet. ALMOST everything because in the end this unholy grail was excreted by Mihoyo (fucking EWW).

How to ruin a good """J"""RPG

1. Craft a turn-based gachashit that has the potential to rival the nips
2. Put in some Mihoyo flavors lmao

And why the fuck are there only 2 lolis in the game???? Why is it only Bailu and Hook ever since release??????? What's wrong with releasing more????????????? The character models used on characters like Silver Wolf, Fu Xuan, and Qingque are not loli. Those are just petite latinas character models. Them being anime girls only makes it easy for me to meat my beat to them. Clara is still the hottest though because she reminds my cock of its waifu ./////.

At this point I'm just gonna mention that equipment farming with rng stats and concept of characters having a signature weapon to make them function like how theyre supposed to are just not my cock of tea. Sure, that gives the fun freedom of building the characters differently like tank becomes healer, healer becomes dps, support becomes tank, Raiden Shogun becomes slut, Firefly becomes whore. But you'll be spending 90% of the time, especially in Honkhonk Starrel, just logging in, do dailies, and emptying your resin or whatever the fuck they call it because Mihoyo just looooooooooves using all the different fancy terms across their games for the same shit that works similarly.

ZZZ aka fucking snorefest the game. Other than the fact that this """gaem""" follows mihoyo's usual shitty gameplay format, this shit is what happens when the chinamen follows the voices of their cock and their beloved overlord Xi Jinpeng. This shit is made by and for chronic cockstrokers, such as I. Just when I thought I can't last for 5 minutes in Gengen Shinpat, this shit challenges the limit of my cock.

Where should I even start with the fanservices. From character PVs to character screens to character designs, every one of these are meticulously tailor made to trigger the sex drive in you. Especially Piper Wheel. Oh my fucking god Piper Wheel. She's LITERALLY asking for the forbidden sex the moment she gives me a closeup of her armpit with that nonchalant look on her cock-hungry face.

Also, you can skip the 90% of the dialogues because Mihoyo realizes that their player bases doesnt care about their lore, no matter how Chinese it is. Speaking of Chinese, this game hasnt been contaminated with the over-representation of the chink culture despite being made by them. At least not yet, there's only Chinese characters.

Now that Mihoyo shits are out of the way (No I will NOT talk about Le Third Honkers Impact), let us move to le copycat. Withering Wow. I do not know a lot aboot this game other than the fact that it has better combat and exploration mechanics than Genshin. And also better visually. And also you can skip the talking. Wow it's like they analyzed what makes GenShit and made a better one, just like what they did with Punishing Gray Raven and HI3rd. Except they still follow the shitty fucking rng stats thingy come on.

Well other than that, theyre really trying to tug the strings of the people who are forever cursed to be virgin with aaaallll the amount of self-insert wattpadd tier fanservice of every single fucking characters going omg mc I think I wanna fuck you. It's like FGO all over again. Also RELEASE MORE LOLIS REEEEEEEEE. Encore and Verina are hot though, my cock is trained for them.

Oh you thought I'm done with the coomfest. You thought ZZZ is the horniest gachashit cumslugger. It is, but from Mihoyo. Enter, Snowbreak: Containment Zone. Basically it's a tps gachashit. That's all I know. What makes it great is that the game itself is like a chastity challenge Lunatic mode. Every single fucking characters are all females that reeeaally wants a taste of your glorious commander cock. They're not even trying to make it subtle, the fanservice for this shite is like it's giving a middle finger to Azur Lane saying FUCK YOU WE'LL SHOW YOU HORNY ANIME GIRLS. It's one of those stuff that makes you say I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT PORN. It's so lewd, the EN voice casts stopped voicing the game. Yeah Ameritards, not surprised.

Oh yeah, the game is on Steam. So you don't have to install some chinese spyware launcher that mines cryptoshekels in your PC. Actually you do. But hey, at least one of the girl wants to suck your cock.

Now this is a bit of a different case. This gachashit (I dont even know if itll be gacha) is not yet released (at least during the time of this post). Girls' Frontline 2: Exilium. Ah yes, I remember GFL. It's that weird ass tactical strategy game made by some horny chinese (It's always the chinese).

I seriously know nothing about this game other than the fact that it's a tactical top-down strat game like XCOM 2. I also know that there has been a lots of showcase for the characters' models. Needless to say, sex. Holy fucking shit sex. You can view closeups of the character models and THEY WONT DISAPPEAR TO THE REALM OF CENSORSHIPS UNLIKE A CERTAIN NUMBER OF GAMES. Holy fucking shit imagine all screen sniffings that will ensue. I for one am looking forward to lick my screen monitor of a closeup of Suomi's underwear.

Now this, I really know NOTHING about this other than the fact that it's, well, Arknights. Arknights: Endfield. It's supposed to be open world too. At this point open world might as well mean muh genshin killer xd. I think it was announced the same time when genait iapt was at its peak popularity. Right when people realized that cute 3D anime girls gachashit = money.

I have yet to see literally ANYTHING about this game because theyve only been doing closed betacuck test. That or I havent been keeping up to date to them. Either way, I must know how much sex this game will cum.

Oh boy. With all the big chink studios and their own gencuck killer, comes Yostar with their own. Enter, Azur Promilia. If you're familiar with Azur Lane, then you better set your expectations of Promilia to a cock dying from over-ejaculation.

Again, I know nothing of this unreleased gachashit, other than the fact that it's supposed to be their own 3D gachashit. As if the floppance of Azur Lane Crosswave wasn't enough. But the character models and designs are all promising enough for the porners to porn them. The models are sexually fluid enough for them to be sex'd in the game too.

I will cum when the game outs.

Well with all those godforsaken gachashit out of the way, I'm just gonna end this now while I still can. My cock has been crying ever since I started writing this and it's begging me to aggressively pet it repeatedly.

There are still a few more that I haven't talked about tee bee aych, like NIKKE, the rise of Blue Archive, and the current state of Gaycock and Azur Lane. I'm just looking at those that made me cum the most. I bet some of you gay fucks works minimum wage to invest in these shit. Me personally, I find cosplayers of nudes mihoyo and cum to them.

I wanna fuck the Belle of Mihioy.