Marriage

YOU should get married to an anime wife. For me, my wife is next to me her name is UMP9 (not fischl) and she is beautiful and i Love her. do YOU have someone you love? Marry her by spending money to buy her.

Yes it is the 21st century we buy figures of girls we love and put them on table and it's really comfy. You can pet her head and she will always be with you. You know every single thing about her and all her lore and how she would react to you irl.

With UMP9 I would start a fambli with her :3 and we would raise them in post apocalyptic setting and she would be beautiful wife and I would be stupid husband who dies (not a robot).

FInd yourself cartoon wife you will NOT regret it