I have lost my virginity :DDD

Faggots and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that my dick finally knows what it means to venture inside a blasphemous flesh cavern of sin that is the female's vagina. It felt really good and I even managed to fulfill my fantasy of crippling her waist.

The girl I seggs consented it and she was legal and also she was a real biological female with no bullshit dick add-on whatsoever (traps are gay and is heresy). All I did was talk about our lord and savior Xi Jinpeng and his beautiful creation of Genshin Impact and she became a cat in an immense amount of heat, so much that you would mistaken her for a rice cooker.

And then we seggs for an infinitous amount of time until the pale light of the moon descended upon the horizon, only for duality to do its bidding by cycling the Yin of its Yang that is the sun, elegantly shining its sign of the coming daybreak upon us, in which we bask upon its glory through the window while we were both vulgarly bathed in each of our human secreted erogenous fluids.

JUST KIDDING LOL GET REKT IT'S APRIL'S FOOL FAGGOT IM STILL A GIGACHAD WIZARD XDDDDDDDDDD

SEGGS IS HARAM AND ILLEGAL AND IS HERESY WE MUST ABSTAIN OURSELVES FROM THE 3D PIGS WHORES FEMALES THEY BRING NOTHING BUT MISFORTUNE

Please give me a cute and funny loli gf so we can have a good time together I promise I will not seggs her I just don't want to be lonely anymore and I just want to see her cute and funny smile before going to an eternal slumber.