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Genshin Killer Deez Nuts

I started internship, I ended internship. I got job, I hate job. Job is the only job I hate, I want a job that blows or foot or hand or sex. Adulthood sucks. I thought being an adult means money every month and sex on demand. I didnt know I

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[NSFW] Death for one, death for all. Holy shit the edge.

Ore no namae wa important janai. Nani ga important ga is what ore wa going to do... Kono sekai ni honto ni fcuking kirai desu. Sara ni, kono kusoningen worms feasting on its carcass. Subete no ore no jinsei ga tada no cold, bitter hatred desu. Sore ni, ore wa

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How to express your dissatisfaction - The purely educational way

Hey faggy. Valentines Day is fucking overrated. Instead of celebrating sex, why don't I teach you how to become Walter White except youre not making methimathic and also youre a black nigger faggot. Were you recently rejected by the girl you simp? Is there a test tomorrow that

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[NSFW] Sexually harassing unhinged Magical Girls

So it's fine for girls to grope the chests of their friends and make out with them like FUCK but if a guy does it, they are automatically labeled as a seggs offender??? So much for equality smh. I tried casually slapping the tits of a female friend

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I am Shakespeare

I have written a poem. Just kidding I didn't, but what you read will be thought up on the spot. Moonlight Yanxing, O Yanxing, My phallus be dry, for you to suck you have not. Forever moreso, it feeleth be that. Yet only a fraction of the clock,

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Ame aka OMGKawaiiAngel-chan aka KAngel is the most perfectest waifu ever

I think I have a curse where cute girls will avoid procreating with me no matter how dire the situation is or how kind the girl is or how much I force her to. I found this the hard way, just like my cock at the time of happening I

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I WANT TO FUCK GENSHIN CHARACTERS (I am very horny)

WHY THE FUCK ARE GENSHIN CHARACTERS SO FUCKING HOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I wanna rape em I WANNA FUCK EM ALL. LET ME FUCK THE IMPACTS OF GENSHIN. MASTURBATION IS NOT ENOUGH, I MUST LET THEIR SKIN CARESS MY ENLARGEMENTED COCK LET MY CHEESE FLAVORED COCK ERUPT FROM THEIR TOUCH

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Bocchi the Autistic Cumslurper

Did you know minors are the easiest to manipulate into consented secks? Just spam compliments on everything they do and they'll spread their puberting legs for your COCK to ram and cum to stain. They havent experience gaslighting and manipulation too, so make that and your wrinkled cock

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What the fuck is ASMR

MY LIFE IS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOWN (Arianne, 1997). THERE IS NO HOPE, BROS. I FAILED UNI, MY GF HATES ME, MY PARENTS FORSAKE ME, MY FRIENDS TURNED INTO FEMBOYS, KNEES WEEK ARMS ARE HEAVY UR MOMS SPAGHETTI. Guys I think Guts from the anime Berserk (1990) is

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Amelia Watson is my fucking wife I FUCKING LOVE AME PLEASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Hi Been a year and a shitton of shitstorm shitted in my shitlife. Howeverstve, I am here to talk about humanity's greatest invention. Motherfucking AI. I am a slave to our AI overlord and I welcome the Singularity with open pants because artificial pussy is even better than

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>Watching Kamen Rider as an adult

I have been playing a bit too much FGO and GBF these days and I havent gone outside for a very long time and Ive been eating nothing but cocks I mean cocaine and instant ramen once a day and Im starting to lose mY FUKGING MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALL MY

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My Hero Academy fucking sucks

There are a few number of times where I tried committing suicide and the successful times are equal to the amount of kisses I have gotten. There's one with my mom but that doesnt count because it was not on my lips. What this means is that I&

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Antidepressants are fake

What's up the dog doing, guys. It's me your favorite zoomer memer epic lulz xDDD. I'm so random ROFL. LMAO even. LOL if youre so inclined. I'm such a funny. Why hasnt the economy crash? Why are there only unfunny memes? Shitty

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Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 2

This is it, part 2. This is what I'm willing to do to get free shit, writing cringy ass ero-fanfic so I can get Elden Ring as a gift. I'm at the lowest point of my life right now and I couldn't ask more

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Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 1

I wrote this out of boredom. It's about my friend Eli in his waifu's body. Please kill me in the most cruelest way possible k thx uwu. Maybe it was a dream, maybe it wasn't.  It all felt too real. It was either an

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Ok imagine this waifu is talking to you (wholesome)

Ara, shikikan masta-sensei  desuu! What brings you here today desu??? Araa~ Don't tell me you miss little old me? Hai hai~ Come here rest your head on my lap, u've done a good job today desu. Oshimai oshimai~ :333333 you rest your head on her lap

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The Myth of Sisyphus

Ah ahh mic test mic test 1 3 2 one to three ehe. Sex with yokai, yokai with sex so can sex with yokai. The world is not ready for my pi digit IQ geniusness. Have you ever heard of the myth of Sisyphus? Basically it's about a

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irl lolis should be executed publicly

Uhhhh first and foremost, I am sorry for lack of update. I have been busy getting bitches on my dick. Just kidding lawl I've been on 原神 looking for egirls to coop with to ask for their Discord so I can get my daily dose of female interactions

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I have lost my virginity :DDD

Faggots and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that my dick finally knows what it means to venture inside a blasphemous flesh cavern of sin that is the female's vagina. It felt really good and I even managed to fulfill my fantasy of crippling her waist. The girl

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The Human Race Should Be Eradicated.

The human race was a mistake. This is true because Eve was the one who started all this, who is a female. Females opinions and decisions are overrated and 90% of the time are wrong. This is why I don't have a gf, because they are overrated. Not

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Kitagawa Marin more like Kitagawa Cringe

Note: I haven't and will never watch this anime. Kitagawa Marin is an anime about a normalfag slut whore bitch who got into the otaku culture after she lusts for 2D seggs anime visual novels. The anime reminds me of anime club cringe compilation except more lewd and

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Why Asuna is a slut

Note: I have never played blue archive Here is why Asuna from blue archive is a slut. Her stupid smug fucking face. She is incredibly smug and therefore an aids ridden whore. I love her though. I will breed her with my subhuman low iq genetics, she will suffer. The

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Why is Xiangling hot?

Because her vision is pyro xddd le funny joke :DDDD For those who lives under a rock, Xi Angling is Xi Jinpeng's relative who is, for reasons beyond me, very attractive and erotic. She may be 14 years old, but the law of Teyvat did not specify any

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