Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 2
This is it, part 2. This is what I'm willing to do to get free shit, writing cringy ass ero-fanfic so I can get Elden Ring as a gift. I'm at the lowest point of my life right now and I couldn't ask more
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Birthday Post, and some update
WHAT WHAT WHAAAAT?!!?!?!??! 2 CONSECUTIVE POSTS IN 2 DAYS?!?!?? AND THIS ONE IS SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!??!!
Anyway, today is my birthday and I'll do and say whatever I want. Fuck you.
Been a long time since I last anticipate and celebrate my birthday happily like an innocent kid who believes
Why Raiden Shogun deserves devisioning and demoted into a stinky spermhouse
I HAVE BEEN DESCENDING INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF MADNESS IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE I COMMIT A HOMICIDE SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKE THIS IS A GENUINE CALL FOR HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By the way, I havent been reading the story in
Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 1
I wrote this out of boredom. It's about my friend Eli in his waifu's body.
Please kill me in the most cruelest way possible k thx uwu.
Maybe it was a dream, maybe it wasn't. It all felt too real. It was either an
Ok imagine this waifu is talking to you (wholesome)
Ara, shikikan masta-sensei desuu! What brings you here today desu??? Araa~
Don't tell me you miss little old me? Hai hai~ Come here rest your head on my
lap, u've done a good job today desu. Oshimai oshimai~ :333333
you rest your head on her lap
The Myth of Sisyphus
Ah ahh mic test mic test 1 3 2 one to three ehe. Sex with yokai, yokai with sex
so can sex with yokai. The world is not ready for my pi digit IQ geniusness.
Have you ever heard of the myth of Sisyphus? Basically it's about a
irl lolis should be executed publicly
Uhhhh first and foremost, I am sorry for lack of update. I have been busy
getting bitches on my dick. Just kidding lawl I've been on 原神 looking for egirls
to coop with to ask for their Discord so I can get my daily dose of female
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