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Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 1

Zeta (Eli) x Beatrix NSFW Fanfiction Part 1

I wrote this out of boredom. It's about my friend Eli in his waifu's body. Please kill me in the most cruelest way possible k thx uwu. Maybe it was a dream, maybe it wasn't. It all felt too real. It was either an

Ok imagine this waifu is talking to you (wholesome)

Ok imagine this waifu is talking to you (wholesome)

Ara, shikikan masta-sensei desuu! What brings you here today desu??? Araa~ Don't tell me you miss little old me? Hai hai~ Come here rest your head on my lap, u've done a good job today desu. Oshimai oshimai~ :333333 you rest your head on her lap

The Myth of Sisyphus

The Myth of Sisyphus

Ah ahh mic test mic test 1 3 2 one to three ehe. Sex with yokai, yokai with sex so can sex with yokai. The world is not ready for my pi digit IQ geniusness. Have you ever heard of the myth of Sisyphus? Basically it's about a

irl lolis should be executed publicly

irl lolis should be executed publicly

Uhhhh first and foremost, I am sorry for lack of update. I have been busy getting bitches on my dick. Just kidding lawl I've been on 原神 looking for egirls to coop with to ask for their Discord so I can get my daily dose of female interactions

I have lost my virginity :DDD

I have lost my virginity :DDD

Faggots and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that my dick finally knows what it means to venture inside a blasphemous flesh cavern of sin that is the female's vagina. It felt really good and I even managed to fulfill my fantasy of crippling her waist. The girl

The Human Race Should Be Eradicated.

The Human Race Should Be Eradicated.

The human race was a mistake. This is true because Eve was the one who started all this, who is a female. Females opinions and decisions are overrated and 90% of the time are wrong. This is why I don't have a gf, because they are overrated. Not

Kitagawa Marin more like Kitagawa Cringe

Kitagawa Marin more like Kitagawa Cringe

Note: I haven't and will never watch this anime. Kitagawa Marin is an anime about a normalfag slut whore bitch who got into the otaku culture after she lusts for 2D seggs anime visual novels. The anime reminds me of anime club cringe compilation except more lewd and